My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

Mr. Mike Tyson

3 Things that made me feel funny in the news today.

1. Laurent Gbago was handed over to the ICC for war crimes. Pause, pause, pause. Please, then the current President and his “troops” should be handed over as well for looting, theft, rape, killings…but I’m not one to gossip.This really makes me understand how dictators, tyrants, “strongmen”, are mostly created. Fabricated to meet the needs of the global elite. Not saying that crazies like Mugabe or Ahmadinejad are not low key legitimate terrorists, but damn it to hell if the Western Powers are not good at molding the public persona’s of foreign leaders to fall in line with their own national interests.

2. Thousands of Sub-Saharan African men and women being held in captivity in Libya for being “mercenaries” of Ghaddafi. SIGH. North Africans have some serious issues with color. I’m just saying, and yes, I’m generalizing. Ghaddafi had his issues, plastic surgery, bad dye jobs on his toupee, killing niggas, but he was a Pan African who believed in a united Africa, this led to resentment among many Libyans against Gaddafi’s shift away from the Arab world in favor of a stronger more united Africa. So now, those “black” Africans who were given residency through military or professional training programs in Libya, are seen as Ghaddafi loyalists who are now prisoners of the revolution.

3. Iran is about to blow us all up. Ok, maybe not ALLL of us, but most of you people. Hundreds of young Iranians attacked the British Embassy in Tehran, with rocks, fire bombs, and other third world shit. They did some serious damage. and despite the various international agreements to protect foreign Embassies and Consulates, this attack went on for a couple of hours. PAUSE. I don’ know about yall but this is a bit of an indicator that these niggas do not care. Meaning, they don’t care about your sanctions, your UN resolutions, and your threats…we are all going to die. And they are going to keep their nuclear “energy” program, why? Because you niggas in the US and Russia do not want to get rid of yours either, why should they trust any of you Westerners? Just playing devils advocate here, I think the Iranians are probably up to noooo good as well.

Anywho, I’m going to read some real news at mediatakeout and eat a twix bar.

Some things never get old.

C: “I want to plan something romantic and give him an affordable gift.”

S: “Ohhh!! You should get a beautiful notebook and write him a love letter, then you guys and pass the notebook back and forth every week sharing your love!!!!”

C: “OMG!! I loveee it!!! you are so romantic!!”

S: “Boo, if I can’t keep a man, I’ll help you keep yours!”

Aux Bouches à Oreilles is a new french restaurant in the 18eme owned by two African brothers (from Cameroon I believe) with the younger brother being the head chef. He was the lead chef at some 4 Michelin star restaurant for 15 years before opening his own establishment.

The food was fresh, the service was amazing, the conversation„ the ambiance, the whole EXPERIENCE was the freaking bomb.com. I just love the pace of a french meal, and the neighborhood of the 18eme arrondisment may be my new favorite neighborhood to day dream about, its beautiful 🙂

Anyway doe, if you are EVER in Paris, check this place out: http://www.lafourchette.com/2_restaurant/restaurant_Paris/restaurant_Aux_Bouches_a_Oreilles/15955/

I support black restaurant owners all over the world.

C’est la classe.

Seriously, older french women have so much class, taste, elegance. Sometimes I wish I was more soft spoken and delicate, but I’m loud with rough hands and big feet. Sigh.

I am really enjoying every detail about being in Paris 🙂 :) !!!

I love LOVE! Ciara Small is engaged and in love and I am so happy for her! I finally got to meet her future husband and hes amazing, he has a beautiful soul and they are absolutely perfect together  🙂

I also got to meet my Sri Lankan sister who was separated at birth from me because that is how alike we are. I really do not like people, but I instantly fell in love with her and that NEVER happens.

We had a beautiful french dinner, wine, and it was all so European.

C’est trop cool.

I’m in Paris with my best friend. Duh.

IM SO EXCITED!! I get to spend time with my sister Ciara Small, my family, and eat pastries at the same time. C’est trop cool.

Occupy that.

“Occupy DC? Nigga you want me to join y’all bastards and be broke?! I can be broke and dusty in my village in Africa, I’ll occupy Afferey” – My brother the philosopher [Afferey is my maternal village back home in Cote d’Ivoire]

I know everyone has a strong opinion about the occupy everywhere movement. Well I don’t.

Thanks for listening.

I’m sitting at the airport waiting to go to la France! I’m actually very excited even tho I look a crazy, I’m sleepy, I spent too many hours watching Snapped before my flight tonight (hurray for red eye’s! I spent the whole day lounging and packing)

I love to travel. People complain so much about checking baggage, going through security, flight delays, waiting on the tarmac, the food, the temperature, the on flight movies, etc. What the HECK. You are so freaking lucky to be going ANYWHERE, shut up. 

As Louis C.K said, you are FLYING through the air and damn it that is a miracle in itself. Amen.