C: “I want to plan something romantic and give him an affordable gift.”

S: “Ohhh!! You should get a beautiful notebook and write him a love letter, then you guys and pass the notebook back and forth every week sharing your love!!!!”

C: “OMG!! I loveee it!!! you are so romantic!!”

S: “Boo, if I can’t keep a man, I’ll help you keep yours!”