“Your daddy is older than he tells you, we should count his teeth to find out his REAL age.”
“Every one thinks we look alike, you are prettier than me.”
“I’ve known you for a long time, aren’t you happy I am your mom? Say you are happy I am your mom.”
“Get away from my face with your street hands, I have no money for you”
“Have you ever had your head in a microwave? I have”
