Is it Mothers Day?

Mommy: You didn’t meet your husband at the wedding?
Moi: No mother, keep praying for me, my Prince Charming is coming
Mommy: No one was looking at you? What did you do in Paris then? [SIGH] You need to get married
Moi: Ok
Mommy: No, you need to get married and have babies, listen to me, I’m your mommy
Moi: Ok, I have to go now, always a pleasure
Mommy: Ok, what time is it in South Africa? How are your white roommates? Don’t bother them, you know how white people get.
Moi: Point taken, I love you.

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