Meanwhile, my romantic horoscope for 2013 reads :

“You’ll be thrilled to know that any dry spell in the love arena is officially over, Aries. Saturn has officially left the building and won’t be back to put you through trial and tribulation in your relationship zone for another three decades! All of the painful and difficult lessons you’ve learned about love since 2009 can now be put to good use as you prepare for deeper levels of intimacy than you have ever imagined.”

I said damn!